Author Archives: evelynmlewis

Chapter Two: Jumping off the Job Ladder

“Alex.” The Administrator met my eyes, and I flinched. She was a gray woman, not just of hair, but of countenance. Her entire appearance, from the starched legs of her pantsuit to her straight shoulders to her bloodless lips, was like marble; but her eyes were only nearly gray. They were the icy, bleached blueContinue reading “Chapter Two: Jumping off the Job Ladder”

Chapter 1: The Tree

          I saw a tree, once.           I was ten years old. We lived on the first floor of a tenement building—my mother, my father, and I. I could see it from my bedroom, which had a window into an alleyway. A little helicoptering seed had blown over the walls and into a dirt-filled crackContinue reading “Chapter 1: The Tree”

Book Update!

Thanks everyone who’s followed this blog! My book’s preorder campaign is continuing to progress, now at 9% of the total goal. That means I still need 678 people to pre-order the book in order for it to go to print.Meanwhile, I have a cool new cover design – self-illustrated, of course! “There was only oneContinue reading “Book Update!”

New Book: The Kingdom of Heaven

Hello blog followers! I’m pleased to announce my newest project, a book that I wrote over the last year titled “The Kingdom of Heaven”. It’s a book based on dystopian concepts that I’ve had in mind for years, but with a new tonal shift. Years ago I imagined a world where all of humanity hadContinue reading “New Book: The Kingdom of Heaven”

College Outreach Luncheon Serves Alleged Food

Tuesday at 11: A local college ministry’s student outreach luncheon has been accused of serving food to a group of hungry students on campus. Our correspondents interviewed students, who gave statements seeming to confirm the allegations. “We heard there was a luncheon,” said one student, a freshman who commutes over 100 miles a day. “SoContinue reading “College Outreach Luncheon Serves Alleged Food”

DIY Faraday Case

A Faraday cage is a scientific concept invented by Michael Faraday in 1836. The purpose of such a “cage” is to trap radio waves by creating a literal cage around the source of the radio waves, formed by metal, which the waves cannot pass through. Depending on the size of the waves, a Faraday CageContinue reading “DIY Faraday Case”

Masks – why?

I’m jumping into my first post with a copy from my other blog. Let me reveal why I was up until 2:30 am researching horror tropes last night. I’ve been preparing to pop off about the whole mask thing. You guys already know what I said about mask mandates, ableism, and HIPAA. We already knowContinue reading “Masks – why?”